Snowplow Talk - Talking Follow Snowplows Car Park Snowstorm

Have you ever seen a talking snowplow before? Me neither, but the way people are talking about snowplows and snow plow equipment these days makes me start wondering what if a snowplow could actually talk. What would it say? Would the it talk about the weather, or maybe politics?

Places on the Internet to talk about snowplows

There is a lot of places on the Internet you can actually talk about snowplows, but none where the snowplows talk. On this blog you cannot talk about snow plows. You, just have to read all the stuff I write about them.

Who knows, one day maybe we call can sit down and relax, and let the snowplows do the talking.

A couple Snow Plow Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that got lost in a snowstorm

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

Do you know where to park your car during a snowstorm?

One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." The wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."